The Best Comments From John McCain’s Website/Blog: “Classic Stuff”

August 12, 2008

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Laughter does not describe what I have been through over the course of the last hour or so. Finding myself bored I decided to head over to John McCain’s website/blog and see what our friend had no clue what I was in for, “Old Man Walnuts” was up too. Seeing as though this was only my second time on his site, I had no clue what a good dose of old fashioned comedy I was in for.

I didn’t know how too go about chronicling the pure and unadulterated stupidity being practiced over on the McCain site via his supporters on the “comment boards”, so I decided to simply put together a handful of my personal favorites and roll them out in all their glory, for all of you to marvel, laugh, and yes - throw up a little in your mouth over.

After reading some of these statements, assumptions and criticisms chances are you’ll never look at a Republican the same way again:

“The floor recognizes Thomas Jefferson! He was truly a remarkable man! Where are the people today like our founding fathers were? Oh, don’t tell me… they’re out there- they’re just too smart to get involved in today’s politics, right? (sigh)”

What does this even mean? Is there a point being made or am I just missing something?

“I love all my McCain ladies, Karen, SC, Bucky, New O and many others, our romance is John McCain. Hell I got one woman and can’t afford two!! Joe I didn’t leave you out, just didn’t want to sound well you know!! LOL”

I get it. He left “Joe” out because if he included “Joe” in the list of ladies he “loved” then he might appear to be “gay.” Wouldn’t want that now would we.

“You know, wouldn’t you think BO could find some better trolls to send over? I mean, these guys need their mommies to wash their mouths out with soap… and tan their little bottoms! LOL…. Of course… maybe BO is just sending people he can totally trust… babies like himself!”

Kind of ironic how this commenter is calling another group of commenter’s “babies”, while at the same time sounding like a 5 year old who is half asleep himself.

“Just ignore the I-D_I_O_T_S!! I bagged and tagged them already.”

By “bagged them and tagged them” this gentleman (the same one who was afraid of appearing “gay” referenced above) illustrates for us just how bad ass he truly is - he does this by using cliche military lines. Oh, and by the way he is more or less stating that he IP banned any individual whose comments were less then “kissing the feet of” John McCain.

“False modesty or ? ………. A quote from Michelle Obama, when interviewed……………………..” I am Michelle Obama. I live in Chicago. I’m married to this guy Barack. That’s about it. That’s about how I see myself”………….. Anyone with psych 101 want to translate??……………”

Ya, I’ll help ya with that. It translates out to “two and a half years of high school, with a Devry University degree to boot.”

“John McCain is a true Maverick, just like in Top Gun. He knows that if things get dicey and we get into a flat spin, all you have to do is eject. Everything will be fine.”

If you ever wonder why a) the rest of the world has a perceived notion that American’s are dim witted and b) a man like George W. Bush got re-elected, I have an answer for you. People like the guy above.

“at least he (McCain) was willing to get into the plane, now what branch of the military was it that obama served in? Nat-ion of Is-lam I think it was.”

This all-star can’t even keep up with the attack ads of his own candidate. The whole “Muslim” thing went out the window months ago - it’s all celebrity, celebrity, celebrity now. Get with the picture Einstein. His willingness to “get in the plane”? Did I miss this issue debate when Bush was running against Kerry?

DONE. Sorry, but I’m spent folks. There’s simply too many of these ramblings/”what did he just say?” for me to capture all of them. There’s so many in fact that I realized I needed to either wrap it up - allowing you to check McSame’s site and the amazingly articulate and well educated comments that grace it’s comment section - or plan on spending the next three and a half weeks reading meaningless babble. Needless to say I decided on the first option, that is, leaving the decision completely up to you.

Moreover, I have come to the conclusion that if you are ever soul searching as too why you are in fact a Democrat, simply re-read some of these comments and you will quickly remember why.